My Name's Not Rio
Unisex graphic tee
£18.99
Tax included. Free UK delivery when you order two or more tees.
- Free UK delivery on two or more tees, otherwise £2.99
- 30 day returns on unworn items
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A bold retro design for anyone who spent the 80s chasing sunsets, big choruses and even bigger nights! 🌅✨
This striking My Name's Not Rio T-shirt is a knowing nod to the golden age of pop videos, yachts, neon skylines and dancing on the sand, making it perfect for 80s parties, day discos, holidays, festivals or simply proving you get the reference. 🎉
Why you'll love it:
👕 Premium unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
💯 Soft, quality fabric with a comfortable feel
🎨 Bold, poster-style retro My Name's Not Rio graphic
🎶 Perfect for 80s parties, day discos and retro events
📼 Instantly recognised by anyone who grew up with 80s pop
🏖️ A holiday and festival favourite, on or off the sand
🌈 Available in a range of colours and sizes
🎁 A brilliant gift for any 80s music fan
📏 Available in multiple sizes
🌈 Please note: Colour availability may vary depending on the size and colour selected.
Delivery
Every tee is printed to order for you. UK delivery is £2.99 for one tee and free when you order two or more. You’ll see your delivery estimate at checkout before you pay.
Returns
You can return unworn items within 30 days. If anything arrives faulty or isn’t what you ordered, email us and we’ll put it right. Your statutory rights are not affected.
Size and fit
Unisex regular fit. If you’re between sizes, or you like a looser fit, go one size up.
Not sure? Ask us and we’ll send you the measurements.
Care
Wash inside out at 30 degrees and skip the tumble dryer. It keeps the print looking good for longer.
Questions? Email info@properparty.store and one of our small team will get back to you, usually within one working day.
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